I'm going to tell you something and I don't want you to laugh, okay? Because if you think about this for a minute, you'll realize how brilliant it is.
6. The Drink Bra. If you're a crutch user, as I am, you'll understand my greatest frustration: not being able to carry a vodka gimlet from the bar to the living room. Er, I mean glass of water from the sink to the couch.
And arrive with something other than an empty glass.
But what's a lurching girl to do?? I thought first of a solution along the lines of Bill Murray's conveyance for his fish, Gill, in the movie "What About Bob?" But a bobbing glass jar strung around my neck seemed a sure way to blacken something ocular or boobular. I thought of some sort of backpack thingy but then there's the inconvenience of using it once you've reached your destination.
Ladies and gentleman, I give you THE DRINK BRA. A generous-sized vessel that can be looped over your shoulders once you've nestled it into it's natural spot in your chestular area. With a straw so that you don't even have to take it off to drink from it. Think of all the people who would love having a Drink Bra - data entry clerks! Bus drivers! Traffic cops! Air traffic controllers! Busy moms everywhere! Not to mention the crutch-bound like me!
Mark my words -someday, you'll be buying these babies on sale in WalMart. Just remember it was my idea first!